OK. Whatever. I get it
We've all got our roles to play.
You, apparently have to be a frigid bitch. And I am stuck being Olaf, the stupid snowman stuck in winter longing only for sunshine. I know that movie was based on a Hans Christian Anderson fairy tale called The Snow Queen, but I feel like Ol' Hans based his story on actual events. No one could write so convincingly about the misery of cold without having actually experiencing it. I guess Denmark is pretty cold?
Look, I'm not diametrically opposed to winter per se. I just feel like it should be short and sweet. Preferably occurring around the holidays. Maybe a decent (but quick melting) snow in January to provide a couple of snow days and opportunities for sledding. But then - that's it. I want it back to business as usual. I want school to be in session so my kids can get out in time to actually enjoy the summer. I mean we live in Kentucky not Minnesota "for cryin' out loud!" We are supposed to have relatively mild winters with short periods of cold and snow. Short periods!
So there you have it, Winter. I am officially putting you on notice. For once I'm on the side of the